So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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