"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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