He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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