How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Blood and glitter go together right?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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