How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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