I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
