wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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