omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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