My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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