hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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