She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
