Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
