I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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