I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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