Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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