its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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