No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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