I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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