The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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