that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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