she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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