talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
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