well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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