i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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