doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
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