I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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