ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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