i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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