She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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