On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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