Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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