i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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