We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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