Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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