his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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