it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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