writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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