pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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