Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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