can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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