sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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