Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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