Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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