I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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