He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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