Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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