I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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