eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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