bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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