Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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